• Jul 04
• LESBIAN VAMPIRE WARRIORS: DVD review
• Posted by Deljhp - 04/07/12 at 05:19 PM

Director: Dennis S.Y. Law. Review: Adam Wing.

Not to be confused with the shambolic James Corden offering Lesbian Vampire Killers, Lesbian Vampire Warriors actually started life as the less enticing – but somewhat more accurate – Vampire Warriors. Only a fool (or genius depending on your standpoint) would assume that by adding the word ‘lesbian’ you are likely to shift more copies. I mean really, it’s not like I would’ve fallen for that kind of cheap, dirty trick - thankfully I got a free copy so I didn’t have to take the chance. Lesbians are all the rage it would seem, and the vampire bubble hasn’t burst yet, so why not call your movie Lesbian Vampire Warriors? It’s not like you need actual lesbians for the movie to sell (the word lesbian is probably used once), for the most part they don’t even have real vampires – just vegetarian ones. They drink the blood of small animals; I’m resisting the urge to use beaver here...Continue review.

Vampire Warriors trailer